Carolina Reeper Episodes
Ep. 185 – Hickory IHOP Brawl, Fathers Day Gifts, and a Rhode Island Sex Toy Thief!
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Ep. 184 – D-Day, Bert Kreischer, Goodwill Hunting and a Wannabe Actor Plays Dead for a Year!
In BEST TRENDS, today we remember D-Day. Seventy-nine years ago today we liberated Europe from the Nazis. Sprichst du Deutsch? Well, you don’t have to, thanks to ‘Merica. You’re welcome. With Russia in the news and Bert Kreischer’s movie THE MACHINE in theaters, we play part of an interview I had with Bert where we talked about Russian penpals. Check out COUNTRYISH CLASSICS, coming soon, to hear an entire interview with Bert and others. In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a man from Kentucky pretended to be dead for 321 days to reach his goal of getting cast on CSI: Las Vegas. That’s Dead-a-cation. I’ve got more Screen Actors Guild residual checks to give away. Some lucky listeners call in and take a crack at guessing the amount of the check… the closest one wins the check! This week’s game has some controversy… did the algorithm machine mess up this time and pick the wrong winner? Also,
Ep. 183 – The Hillbillies, The Machine, and Kentucky Butt-Shot Hot Pockets!
Today’s show is like a hectic Hillbilly Hot Pocket in your Cornhole. In BEST TRENDS, “The Hillbillies” are trending… and not the ones from Beverly. Who are they? What are they doing? And why don’t I like it? I ask my Gen-Z crew members to convince me why I should like “The Hillbillies” and their new song, but I’m not sure they are able to. My new red-headed step-daughter Laney calls in to play a new little game with us… NAME THAT MOVIE! She saw a movie recently… and tries her best to describe the movie to our Country-ish crew and see if anyone can guess what movie she saw. In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a Kentucky guy shoots his roommate in the butt over a Hot Pocket. So he shot him in the back pocket. Do you like Hot Pockets? Would you shoot someone to have one? Intern Isaiah shares this story with
Ep. 182 – Carlos Navarro, a NASCAR Fight and a Classic Video Game Showdown!
Today’s show is like a video game where the Walking Dead are wearing a tracksuit! Our own Mark Hav-an-8-Balls-Deep played hero again, as he got involved with a fight that broke out at a recent NASCAR race in North Wilkesboro. We’ve got photo proof that he was right there in the thick of it. We hear Mark’s take on the fight from his ringside perspective. From the TV show THE WALKING DEAD and the Disney Marvel series HAWKEYE we’ve got actor/comedian/radio host Carlos Navarro on the show. You’re gonna love him. We talk about how he got started acting, his challenges, and what it’s like to be part of the Marvel Universe. Plus my young, Hayseed Gen Z, Intern Isaiah and I play a classic video game from my youth. What game did we play? And what did Isaiah think of it? Let’s just say he ran into some… pitfalls… when playing the game.
Ep. 181 – Martha Stewart, Miller Lite, Mike Goodwin & Cows in Hot Pursuit!
Today’s show is like a sexy herd of snitching cows wearing swimsuits! This week’s SMALL TOWN NEWS is from Boone NC where a herd of cows helped the police in a high-stakes hot pursuit. I think you’ll find this story “a-moosing”. In BEST TRENDS, has Miller Lite gone woke as well? They have a new ad out catering to women… are we all cool with this? And Martha Stewart is the new 81-year-old Sport Illustrated swimsuit cover model and smoking hot in her photos. I ask the question: Martha Stewart… would you? I tried out ChatGPT to see if it could write a new standup routine for me. How did it do? Listen to the show as I read out my new Artificially Intelligent stand-up bit. In WHO’S ZOOMIN’ WHO? very funny comedian Mike Goodwin is gonna join us to talk about his start in comedy, his worst gig ever, and why he decided to rock the bowtie.
Ep. 180 – De Niro’s Baby, Gas Station Fried Chicken and Wrestlin’ Video Game Competition!
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Ep. 179 – Steve Jessup, Joel Fry, the Mullet Brothers and National Teachers Day!
Today’s show is like a Ginger teacher with a mullet who also has a brother that runs a Taxidermy Bar and Grill. It might get wild in here! My brother from another mother – country music singer Joel Frye is gonna join me to world premiere his new music video “Mullet Brothers (Taxidermy Bar and Grill)”. The video features me and “The DUI Lawn Mower Guy” Steve Jessup. Steve Jessup finally makes his way to the studio, so the three of us talk about the idea of opening up our own bar, the Bud Light controversy, and all the drugs Steve has taken. And in Best Trends, it’s National Teacher Appreciation Day. So I’ll give a couple of shout-outs to my favorite teachers. Who was your favorite teacher and why? Live on Facebook and YouTube, Tuesday nights at 8:00 pm ET! Join actor/comedian Jon Reep on his weekly show COUNTRY-ish, where he and his crew
Ep. 178 – Mean Jon Reep, Hero Interns, Residual Checks and Frying Pan Attacks!
Word up Peeps! It’s episode 178 of Country-ish. Today’s show is like a mean meme created by an angry artificial intelligence using a frying pan! What does that mean? Stick around to find out! In BEST TRENDS, I’ve lost my blue checkmark on Twitter and now there’s already a Mean Jon Reep account. He’s an a-hole! Do not follow this guy! Do you know who isn’t an a-hole? Our own intern Mark Have an 8 Balls Deep, who is our own local hero. Recently Mark made the news for stopping a rape in progress! I’m giving away more of my money in the How Much is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check segment! And! In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a Florida Woman beats a sleeping man with a frying pan! Live on Facebook and YouTube, Tuesday nights at 8:00 pm ET! Join actor/comedian Jon Reep on his weekly show COUNTRY-ish, where he and his crew
Ep. 177 – Surprise Weddings, Goodwill Hunting, Free Money and #SoIsTheBaby!
Today’s show is like a surprisingly celebratory, non-normal nuptial formal… and so is the baby. What does this mean? Check out this show and it will make sense. I got married! Sorry ladies, I’m spoken for. I’m hitched, bitch. It was a surprise wedding, disguised as a Second Chance Prom, that was also a fundraiser. So win-win-win! We talk about the wedding, the prom, and show some photos and videos from the night. In BEST TRENDS, a crying baby on a Southwest Airlines flight caused a grown man to flip out! Find out what the phrase #SoIsTheBaby means. Warning, though… this guy’s rant needs some earmuffs for the little ones. I got more money for y’all in another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? I got a bunch of residual checks from different movies and shows I’ve been in, and I give the check to one of
Ep. 176 – Machetes in the Karaoke Bar, National Pet Day, and I Give Away More of My Money!
Today’s show is like a pesky pet that is ferociously funny, cute, and cuddly, but can’t carry a tune. Before we start… Do you want to save money on food expenses this spring? EveryPlate helps you save money with delicious, affordable recipes delivered to your door. Get more bang for your bite with America’s Best Value Meal Kit! Every Plate is 25% cheaper than grocery shopping, with no hidden fees, so you can count on great value, week after week. Plus, only pay for what you need with pre-portioned ingredients. Get $1.49 per meal by going to www.EveryPlate.com/podcast and entering code “reep149”. That’s up to a $110 value! In BEST TRENDS… It’s National Pet Day! Do you have a pet? What’s your favorite pet of all time? Mine is an ice cream sandwich. JK… I know we’re talking about “pet” like the animal, not the dairy company. But I have a video
Ep. 175 – Kid Rock “Machine Guns” Beer, Someone Wins Jon’s Money, and a Florida Man Hides in Insulation!
Today’s show is like finding a hidden insulated Easter egg filled with Bud Light at Kid Rock’s house. It’s very explosive! In BEST TRENDS, some people “Shotgun” a Beer, but Kid Rock likes to “Machine Gun” beer. Does Kid Rock hate cans?!? We talk about his latest social media video and his skills with a machine gun. It’s time for another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTOR’S GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? Three lucky listeners call in to guess the amount of a residual check I got for my work on JANE THE VIRGIN. Does Marcus Stamos have a secret twin who’s a choir singer? In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a Florida man breaks into a house and hides from cops in a pile of insulation. Did they find him? Is he itchy? Did you play Hide-n-Seek as a kid, and were you any good? Plus, I share some photos from my show in Winchester,
Ep. 174 – Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ski Crash, HEMI Comeback, and Hot Browns from a Frisbee-Catching Dog!
Today’s show is like an out-of-control Kentucky Hot Brown on a Stick! In BEST TRENDS we talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and her infamous ski crash courtroom case. Who Plow-Trowed into who? And the crew talk about their own hijinks on ski slopes. Did you know it’s National “Food On a Stick Day”? What other irrational national holidays are today? In SMALL TOWN NEWS, a frisbee-catching dog takes a big fat crap on a Kentucky basketball court. Talk about a Hot Brown! Intern Isaiah is here to share the story and all the dog and crap puns he can come up with. I’ve also got a bunch of residual checks to give away… so we play another round of HOW MUCH IS THAT SCREEN ACTORS GUILD RESIDUAL CHECK? Who’s going to win the check? Is it our newest listener from Ohio, or is it a famous retired college basketball coach? Live on Facebook and
Ep. 173 – Andrew Conn, 3-D Centerfolds and Second Chance Proms!
This week’s show is a bit of an intimate affair… just you and me (and producer The Alan Jackson) as the rest of the crew is out for the day. But it’s a formal, intimate, curious countdown episode! I share a video from a while back where two kids do their own versions of my old dance routines. Are you coming to my prom? The PROM 2: THE REDO is coming up April 15th. Get more info at www.jonreep.com/prom. We talk through some of today’s Irrational National Holidays… so happy National 3-D Day, happy National Fragrance Day, happy National Common Courtesy Day, and many more. Do we need cologne anymore? And what’s the drama behind the National California Strawberry Commission? And then comedian Andrew Conn joins me on WHO’S ZOOMIN’ WHO? to talk about his red hot comedy career, about being a high school basketball star, and how much he can
Ep. 172 – The Oscars, Small Town News, and Happy National Pi (Pie) Day!
Today’s show is like, “When the moon, hits your eye, like a big hairy pie. That’s a nastay!”It’s National Pie Day! Or, I meant to say National “PI” Day. What the hell is PI? And what other Irrational National holidays are today? Check out this week’s show as we’re gonna make fun of them. In our Best Trends segment, we talk about the Oscars and Jimmy Kimmel’s performance as the host. And we have St. Patricks Day coming up. Who in our studio crew has a birthday on that awesome day In Small Town News, a guy In Grundy, VA got caught eating “hair pie” at a gas station. Happy Pi Day! And Happy Taco Tuesday! Intern Isaiah does a great job of sharing this story and even gets in a joke that gets a laugh out of the engineer booth. Also, I give away more of my hard-earned money in this week’s
Ep. 171 – Chris Rock, Train Derailments, Dogs Getting Busy in Church, and PB & KY Jelly Sandwiches!
Today’s show is going to make you happier two dogs slappin’ each other in church on a slippery, blue grassy knoll. Because at the end of the show I’m going to eat a Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwich. Why would I do this? I explain the reason – and the joke behind – during the episode. And I’m dead cereal about it. Cause it’s National Cereal Day. What other Irrational National Holidays are today? Check out the show as we’re gonna make fun of them. In Best Trends we’re gonna talk about Chris Rock’s New LIVE Netflix special. Who watched it? What did you think? Did he mess up a joke that got edited out of the recorded Netflix version? We also talk about other trainwrecks… I mean “derailments”. We talk about the problems Norfolk Southern is facing… but what about Suffolk Northern?!? In Small Town News, a priest was interrupted by two dogs humping in church. I’m pretty sure
Ep. 170 – Tooth Fairies, the Murdaugh Murders, and Buck Wild Deer!
Today’s show is very, very fairy. And ruthless and toothless! It’s National Tooth Fairy Day, what other Irrational National Holidays are today? Listen to the show, ’cause we’re gonna make fun of them. It’s Catherine Bach‘s birthday! The local Hickory television station – WHKY – is being sold to Jimmy Swaggart! And I saw the movie “Cocaine Bear”! In Best Trends, we’re gonna talk about the new film “Peter Pan & Wendy”. Why are people getting so mad about it? Plus, the Murdaugh trial is underway, which leads me to a great Meme I share with the audience. Oh, and Steven Seagal is in the news for being best friends with Putin. In Small Town News, yet another high school was vandalized and terrorized by a mad deer. Buckin’ crazy, man! What elk is new, doe? Also, my pal Marc Hunt was going to be here to play Goodwill Hunting, where we unbox gifts we got each other at a Goodwill. But he’s
Ep. 169 – Fat Tuesday, Chris Stapleton, Kenny Powers and an Animal Armageddon!
Today is Fat Tuesday! So this episode is going to be like a big glutenous goat, who is eating deer meat at a Waffle House with Kenny Powers! Chris Stapleton did an awesome job with the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Some say it was the best since Whitney Houston. So why is Darius Rucker pissed off? And what’s it got to do with hats? In Small Town News, two goats in Texas go to a Target and do a little aisle shopping. Then in Tennessee a deer busts through the windows of a high school. Even the animals know… it’s Armageddon. In Best Trends, Ricky Stenhouse Jr. wins the Daytona 500. How did he celebrate? By visiting the Waffle Hous that evening. And is Patrick Mahomes turning into EASTBOUND & DOWN’s Kenny Powers? It’s Irrational National Holliday Time! Happy Fastnacht Day! Happy Paczki Day! Happy National Sticky
Ep. 168 – Intimate Unidentified Streaking Humans, Full of Love!
It’s Valentine’s Day! And I got y’all some cards. Stick around! Me and Marcus Stamos will read them to ya in our most romantic, sexy voices. In Small Town News, a “streaker” steals the show at the 16th hole of a Golf Tournament. We’re gonna watch that video and rank his performance. Was he really a streaker? We need to come up with a different name for a streaker that’s not completely nude. And why was the golf event called the “Waste Management” tournament? In our Best Trends segment, it’s all about UFO’S and our military shootin’ ‘em down. Why are they here? What do they want? And have any of our audience members ever seen one? We bring in aircraft and military expert (and super friend of the show) Shane Flint to get us the information we need. And I’ve got more money to give away! Audience members call in for a chance to win one
Ep. 167 – Spy Balloons, Firefighters Set Breakfast on Fire, and Goodwill Hunting!
Welcome to Episode 167 of COUNTRY-ish. And today’s show has lots of Zoomin’, tastes like Fettuccini, and is filled with Chinese Hot Air! I’m on the road and have to Zoom into the show, but hosting duties are handled by Sebastian, Intern Isaiah, and the rest of the COUNTRY-ish crew. In our Best Trends segment, we talk about the Chinese Spy Balloon! Why did it meet its end in Myrtle Beach? And a special Happy Birthday to a friend of the show Garth Brooks! In Small Town News, Intern Isaiah shares a story about a group of firefighters that set their own breakfast on fire. Our friend Benny – who makes the Jon Reep Hot Sauce – calls in to share his own personal stories from the firehouse! And today is Feb 7th… what Irrational National Holidays are being celebrated today? Happy National Periodic Table Day and National Fettuccine Alfredo Day! And Marcus Stamos and Sebastian trade some gifts
Ep. 166 – King of the Hill Returns, Save the Pig, and Super Bowl Predictions!
Today’s show is Bass Ackwards and hotter than a smoked pig at a Texas BBQ. What did we think of the NFL division championship games? Who’s pulling for the Eagles in the Super Bowl, and who’s making the correct decision and cheering for the Chiefs? In Small Town News, there was a couple who won a pig at a fair but then were denied when they tried to bring it home alive. Sounds like a Bon Jovi song. In our Best Trends segment, the show King of Hill is trending. Dang it Bobby! Find out why, and find out which members of our crew have yet to see any episodes of this show! Today is National Backwards Day. AKA, Kris Kross Day, AKA Miggity Miggity Mac Daddy Day. What other Irrational National Holidays are today? And I’ve got money to give away. Lucky listeners call in to get a chance to win one of my Screen